Sophia put a new toy in my cage. Do you know the Ten New Toy Commandments?
- Thou shalt fly around the room as if thou art about to be slaughtered.
- Thou shalt stay away from it as far as possible.
- Thou shalt be suspicious of it for several days.
- Thou shalt keep an eye on it at all times.
- Thou shalt pussyfoot around it several times.
- Thou shalt realize it is not going to attack.
- Thou shalt not be afraid anymore.
- Thou shalt approach it carefully.
- Thou shalt love to play with it.
- Thou shalt not rest before it is ripped to pieces.