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Ten Toy Commandments

Sophia put a new toy in my cage. Do you know the Ten New Toy Commandments?
  1. Thou shalt fly around the room as if thou art about to be slaughtered.
  2. Thou shalt stay away from it as far as possible.
  3. Thou shalt be suspicious of it for several days.
  4. Thou shalt keep an eye on it at all times.
  5. Thou shalt pussyfoot around it several times.
  6. Thou shalt realize it is not going to attack.
  7. Thou shalt not be afraid anymore.
  8. Thou shalt approach it carefully.
  9. Thou shalt love to play with it.
  10. Thou shalt not rest before it is ripped to pieces.

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